IMPOTENT.SYS resident, hard drive inactive. Insert floppy? (Y/n)
FATAL SYSTEM ERROR: Press F13 to continue...
ERROR $001 : MMX instructions not supported. Intel didn't pay our Bill enough.
ERROR $002 : Corrupted patch. The Word of Gates shall not be changed.
ERROR $003 : Hard drive error. Not enough drivespace to copy Windows graphics. 85.6 Mb needed.
ERROR $004 : Window broken.
ERROR $005 : Not enough Microsoft products installed to complete operation.
ERROR $006 : No monitor found.
ERROR $007 : Cooling Fan halted.
ERROR $008 : Not enough characters to complete sent.
ERROR $009 : Diskdrive-driver not supported.
ERROR $00A : Not enough hardware detected. Buy some more.
ERROR $00B : Operation cannot be completed until you visit : http://www.microsoft.com
ERROR $00C : Hard drive LED is broken. System halted. Please buy a new LED.
ERROR $00D : No Gates-Papa-board detected.
ERROR $00E : Bill Gates's stacks of money overflow.
ERROR $00F : Not enough system resources to play annoying wav+avi while installing IE4.1
ERROR $010 : No 3Dfx card detected. Unable to draw button.
ERROR $011 : Enormous amount of memory detected. No more than 640k allowed.
ERROR $012 : Modem doesn't want to talk to Windows. It might want to move.
ERROR $013 : "Plug, Pray, Run-back-to-the-stores-to-get-a-good-one and finally Play" Hardware not responding to command : "Hey wake up !"
ERROR $014 : Can't print word. There's copyright on that word.
ERROR $015 : Division by zero. Bill Gates bought copyright on the zero.
ERROR $016 : Modern glasses detected. Do follow the Creator, please.
ERROR $017 : Windows keys never used.
ERROR $018 : Processor needs some rest. Come back in 8 hours.
ERROR $019 : Not enough food for your mouse to complete operation.
ERROR $01A : Only nine fingers on keyboard detected.
ERROR $01B : Hard disk not hard enough.
ERROR $01C : Floppy drive is too floppy.
ERROR $01D : Maximum number of errors for today exceeded. Come back tomorrow.
ERROR $01E : Not enough $ in computer.
ERROR $01F : You shall not benefit from your enormous processing speeds.
ERROR $020 : Pixel broken.
ERROR $021 : No unneeded software detected. Reinstalling Internet Explorer... Please wait.
ERROR $022 : Speed limiter not activated. Emulated speed limitor initiated.
ERROR $023 : Mouse escaped.
ERROR $024 : Reset button not detected. Possible damage can't be prevented by user.
ERROR $025 : Corel WP detected. No useful texteditor allowed. Installing MS Word.
ERROR $026 : Motherboard pregnant.
ERROR $027 : CPU won't P, U C?
ERROR $028 : Stress levels too low. Maybe this will help.
ERROR $029 : User is having fun.
001 Windows loaded System in danger.
002 No error Not yet
003 Dynamic linking error Your mistake is now in every file
004 Erroneous error Nothing is wrong
005 Multitasking attempted System confused
006 Malicious error Deskview found on drive
007 System price error Inadequate money spent on hardware
008 Broken window Watch out for glass fragments
009 Horrible bug encountered God knows what has happened
00A Promotional literature overflow Mailbox full
00B Inadequate disk space Free at least 50MB
00C Memory hog error More RAM needed. More More! More!
00D Window closed Do not look outside
00E Window open Do not look inside
00F Reserved for future mistakes by our developers
010 Unexplained error Please tell us how this happened
011 Unexpected error Huh?
012 Keyboard locked Try anything you can think of
013 Unrecoverable error System has been destroyed. Buy a new one. Old Windows licence is not valid anymore
014 User error Not our fault. Is Not! Is Not!
015 Operating system overwritten Please reinstall all your software. We are terribly sorry
016 Illegal error You are not allowed to get this error. Next time you will get a penalty for that
017 Uncertainty error Uncertainty may be inadequate
018 System crash We nare unable to figure out our own code
019 Timming error Please wait. And wait. And wait. And Wait
01A Reserved for future mistakes by our developers
01B Error recording error codes Additional errors will be lost
01C Virus error A virus has been activated in a dos-box. The virus, however, requires Windows. All tasks will automatically be closed and the virus will be activated again
01D Mouse not found A mouse driver has not been installed. Please click the left mouse button to continue
01E Error buffer overflow Too many errors encountered. Additional errors may not be displayed or recorded
01F This will end yourWindows session. Do you want to play another game?
020 Time out error Operator fell asleep while waiting for the system to compleet boot procedure
021 Insufficient Memory Only 50,312,583 Bytes available
WinErr: 625 Working Error - The system has been working perfectly for the past ten minutes. Please reboot.
WinErr: 741 Working Error - Please don't disturb me, I am busy.
WinErr: 902 Screen Error - The system is working perfectly, Windows is not lying, your monitor is wrong.
WinErr: 72a Crucial Halt - Hang on, WHAT was that?
WinErr: 72b Memory Error - What? Tell Windows again.
WinErr: 39c Disk Error in drive C: - Although your disk is in perfect condition (Windows just formatted it), Windows didn't like it any more.
WinErr: 983 Hard Disk Error - The files on the hard disk were neatly arranged and fully optimised, so Windows had to mess them up and put a couple of hundred .TMP files all over the place.
WinErr: 294 BlackMail Error - Send $400 to Bill Gates (or your computer will get so messed up it will never work again!)
WinErr: 394 Memory Error - You have been attempting to run this on a Pentium III 450 with 128 MB of RAM. That is not good enough.
WinErr: 872 Windows can't be bothered doing that.....
WinErr: 912 LPT1 not found. Use backup. (PENCIL&PAPER.SYS)
Error 0. Press "Ctrl+Alt+Del" to continue ...
Error 1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.
Error 2. Buy a Pentium III so you can reboot faster.
Error 3. COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key.
Error 4. 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.
Error 5. Best file compression around: "DEL *.*" = 100% compression!
Error 6. Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
Error 7. My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
Error 8. C:\\WINDOWS C:\\WINDOWS\\GO C:\\PC\\CRAWL
Error 9. C:\\DOS C:\\DOS\\RUN RUN\\DOS\\ RUN
Error 10. Did I ever make any mistake?
Error 11. Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes
Error 12. The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.
Error 13. BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding.
Error 14. My name is Baud, James Baud.
Error 15. BUFFERS=20 FILES=15, 2nd down, 4th quarter, 5 yards to go!
Error 16. Access denied--nah nah na nah nah!
Error 17. C:\>d command or file name! Go stand in the corner!
Error 18. Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaay!!!
Error 19. Why doesn't DOS ever say: "EXCELLENT command or filename?"
Error 20. As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing....
Error 21. Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)
Error 22. Backups? We don't NEED no any backups.
Error 23. E Pluribus Modem.
Error 24. File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
Error 25. Ethernet (n): something used to catch the Etherbunny.
Error 26. A mainframe: The biggest PC peripheral available.
Error 27. An error? Impossible! My modem is error correcting.
Error 28. CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C. (Y/N)?
Error 29. Does fuzzy logic tickle?
Error 30. A computer's attention span is as long as it's power cord.
Error 31. 11th commandment - Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's Pentium.
Error 32. 24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case...coincidence?
Error 33. Disinformation is not as good as datinformation.
Error 34. Windows: Just another pane in the glass.
Error 35. SENILE.COM found . . . Out Of Memory . . .
Error 36. Who's General Failure & w&y is he reading my disk?
Error 37. Ultimate office automation: networked coffee.
Error 38. RAM disk is not an installation procedure.
Error 39. Shell to DOS...Come in DOS, do you copy? Shell to DOS...
Error 40. All computers wait at the same speed.
Error 41. Computer: A device designed to speed and automate errors.
Error 42. Go ahead, make my data!
Error 43. Smash forehead on keyboard to continue....
Error 44. Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...
Error 45. ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!
Error 46. E-mail returned to sender -- insufficient voltage.
Error 47. Help! I'm modeming... and I can't hang up!
Error 48. All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
Error 49. Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
Error 50. '640K ought to be enough for anybody.' - Bill Gates, 1981
Error 51. DOS Tip #17: Add DEVICE=FNGRCROS.SYS to CONFIG.SYS
Error 52. Hidden DOS secret: add BUGS=OFF to your CONFIG.SYS
Error 53. Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...
Error 54. Press any key...... no, No, NO!! Not THAT one!
Error 55. Press any key......Press any key......Press any key......Press any key.....Where are you waiting for?
Error 56. Do you want to press any key?
Error 57. Can't you find the "ANY KEY ?"
Error 58. Press "?" to continue ...
Error 59. File not found. Do you want it shaken or stirred? (Y/N)
Error 60. What do you mean "ERROR?"
Error 61. SHIT!! Did I make a mistake?
Error ABC. ~ .@$%)*!#$@(0*(789456 Bug overflow !?%%%$$$ <>?<>;'{]_09{]!234 don't touch any key!!!!@%)
Error DEF. Don't ask me!
Error XYZ. ~ .@34 don't touch any key!!!!@%)!?%%%$$$ <>?<>;'{]_09{]!234Bug overflow!%21~```---------------
Error ERROR.....press F1 for HELP.............................. User Error: Replace user.
Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.
Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
Press any key except... no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE!
Press Ctrl-Alt-Del now for IQ test.
Close your eyes and press escape three times.
Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?
Windows message: "Error saving file! Format drive now? (Y/Y)".
This is a message from God Gates: "Rebooting the world. Please log off."
To "shut down" your system, type "WIN".
BREAKFAST.SYS halted... Cereal port not responding.
COFFEE.SYS missing... Insert cup in cup holder and press any key.
CONGRESS.SYS corrupted... Re-boot Washington D.C? (Y/N).
File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N).
Bad or missing mouse. Spank the cat? (Y/N).
Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User.
Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N).
WinErr 16547: LPT1 not found. Use backup. (PENCIL & PAPER.SYS).
User Error: Replace user.
Windows VirusScan 1.0 - "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/N)".
Welcome to Microsoft's World - Your Mortgage is Past Due...
If you are an artist, you should know that Bill Gates owns you and all your future creations..
Doesn't it feel nice to have security?
Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.
REALITY.SYS corrupted: Reboot universe? (Y/N/Q).
Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you can reboot faster.
Access denied---nah nah na nah nah!
Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaay...
Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
Disk Full - Press F1 to belch.
Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (T)hrowup.
Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (T)ake down entire network?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et a beer?
System going down at 4:45 this afternoon for disk caching.
SENILE.COM found ... Out Of Memory ...
Your hard drive has been scanned and all stolen software titles have been deleted..
The police are on the way.
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