Die dulci
fruere.
Have a nice day.
Mihi
ignosce. Cum homine de cane debeo congredi.
Excuse me. I've got to see a man about a dog.
Raptus
regaliter.
Royally screwed.
Si hoc
signum legere potes, operis boni in rebus Latinus alacribus et
fructuosis potiri potes!
If you can read this sign, you can get a good job in the
fast-paced, high-paying world of Latin!
Sona si
Latine loqueris.
Honk if you speak Latin.
Ne auderis
delere orbem rigidum meum!
Don't you dare erase my hard disk!
Catapultam
habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane
mittam. I have a catapult.
Give me all the money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your
head.
Furnulum
pani nolo.
I don't want a toaster.
Sentio
aliquos togatos contra me conspirare.
I think some people in togas are plotting against me.
Nihil curo
de ista tua stulta superstitione.
I'm not interested in your dopey religious cult.
Noli me
vocare, ego te vocabo.
Don't call me, I'll call you.
Cave ne
ante ullas catapultas ambules.
If I were you, I wouldn't walk in front of any catapults.
Canis meus
id comedit.
My dog ate it.
Illiud
Latine dici non potest.
You can't say that in Latin.
Vidistine
nuper imagines moventes bonas?
Seen any good movies lately?
Nullo metro
compositum est.
It doesn't rhyme.
Non curo.
Si metrum non habet, non est poema.
I don't care. If it doesn't rhyme, it isn't a poem.
Fac ut
gaudeam.
Make my day.
Braccae
illae virides cum subucula rosea et tunica Caledonia-quam
elenganter concinnatur!
Those green pants go so well with that pink shirt and the plaid
jacket!
Visne
saltare? Viam Latam Fungosam scio.
Do you want to dance? I know the Funky Broadway.
Re vera,
potas bene.
Say, you sure are drinking a lot.
Utinam
barbari spatium proprium tuum invadant!
May barbarians invade your personal space!
Utinam
coniurati te in foro interficiant!
May conspirators assassinate you in the mall!
Utinam
logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant!
May faulty logic undermine your entire philosophy!
Quo signo
nata es?
What's your sign?
Romani
quidem artem amatoriam invenerunt.
You know, the Romans invented the art of love.
O! Plus!
Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
Oh! More! Go on! Yes! Ooh! Ummm!
Spero nos
familiares mansuros.
I hope we'll still be friends.
Mellita,
domi adsum.
Honey, I'm home.
Tam
exanimis quam tunica nehru fio.
I am as dead as the nehru jacket.
Ventis
secundis, tene cursum.
Go with the flow.
Totum
dependeat.
Let it all hang out.
Te precor
dulcissime supplex!
Pretty please with a cherry on top!
Magister
Mundi sum!
I am the Master of the Universe!
Fac me
cocleario vomere!
Gag me with a spoon!
Te audire
no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure.
I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear.
Estne
volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?
Is that a scroll in your toga, or are you just happy to see me?
Prehende
uxorem meam, sis!
Take my wife, please!
Quantum
materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam
possit materiari?
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck
wood?
Nihil
est--in vita priore ego imperator Romanus fui.
That's nothing--in a previous life I was a Roman Emperor.
Aio,
quantitas magna frumentorum est.
Yes, that is a very large amount of corn.
Recedite,
plebes! Gero rem imperialem!
Stand aside plebians! I am on imperial business.
Oblitus sum
perpolire clepsydras!
I forgot to polish the clocks!
Vescere
bracis meis.
Eat my shorts.
Sic faciunt
omnes.
Everyone is doing it.
Fac ut
vivas.
Get a life.
Anulos qui
animum ostendunt omnes gestemus!
Let's all wear mood rings!
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