GNU/Linux prayer

This is my GNU/Linux.
There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My GNU/Linux is my best friend. It is my life.
I must master it , as I must master my life.
Without me, my GNU/Linux is useless,
Without my GNU/Linux, I am useless.
I must click my mouse true.
I must process faster than Bill Gates, who is trying to destroy me.
I must destroy him before he destroys me.
I Will!
Before God I swear this creed.
My GNU/Linux and myself are the defenders of the OS.
We are the masters of the GNU.
We are the saviors of Linux.
So be it.
Until there is no Bill Gates.
For GNU, And Linux!

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