Beatles computer lyrics

(new lyrics to Beatles Songs)

YESTERDAY

Yesterday,
All those back-ups seemed a waste of pay.
Now my database has gone away.
Oh, I believe in yesterday.

Suddenly,
There's not half the files there used to be,
There's a deadline
hanging over me.
My system crashed so suddenly.

I pushed something wrong-
What it was I could not say.

Now my data's gone
and I long for yesterday-ay-ay-ay.

Yesterday,
The need for back-ups seemed so far away.
I thought my data was here to stay,
Now I believe in yesterday.

ELEANOR RIGBY

Eleanor Rigby-
Sits at the keyboard
and waits for a line on the screen.
Lives in a dream.
Waits for a signal-
Finding some code
that will make the machine do some more.
What is it for?

All the lonely users, where do they all come from?
All the lonely users, why does it take so long?

Guru MacKenzie-
Typing the lines of a program that no one will run;
Isn't it fun?
Look at him working,
munching some chips as he waits for the code to compile;
It takes a while...

All the lonely users, where do they all come from?
All the lonely users, why does it take so long?
Eleanor Rigby-
Crashes the system and loses eight hours of work;
Feels like a jerk.
Guru MacKenzie-
Wiping the crumbs off the keys as he types in the code;
Nothing will load.
All the lonely users, where do they all come from?
All the lonely users, why does it take so long?

UNIX MAN

He's a real UNIX Man,
Sitting in his UNIX LAN.
Making all his UNIX plans-
For nobody.

Knows the block size from du,
Cares not where /dev/null goes to.
Isn't he a bit like you
and me?

UNIX Man, please listen.
My lpd is missin'.
UNIX Man,
the wo-o-o-orld is at your command.

He's as wise as he can be.
Uses lex and yacc and C.
UNIX Man, can you help me at all?

UNIX Man, don't worry.
Test with time, don't hurry.
UNIX Man-
The new kernel boots, just like you had planned.

He's a real UNIX Man.
Sitting in his UNIX LAN.
Making all his UNIX plans For nobody ...
Making all his UNIX plans For nobody.

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